Svijet vs BiH


U SVIJETU SE KAŽE:                                                                            KOD NAS SE KAŽE:

 Dragi kolega, dugo se nismo vidjeli!                                                        Đe si, pizda ti materina!

Oprostite, ali malo sam Vas dugo čekao!                                                                  Đe si, jebo te!

 Gospodin je veoma obrazovan.                                                                                   On je peder.

 Mislim da niste dobro sagledali sve aspekte ugovora!                                         Jebem te ćorava!

 Mora da se šalite.                                                                                                                  Sereš.

 Ne, nikako niste u pravu!                                                                                             Puši kurac.

 Informacija koju imate ne odgovara činjeničnom stanju.                                          Jedeš govna.

 Vaša sekretarica je veoma simpatična!                                                                      Jebeš li ti to?

 Koju funkciju ima gospodin u firmi?                                                                Koji je on kurac?

 Smatram da njegovo mišljenje ne treba uvažiti!                                                          Ko ga jebe.

 Ovaj projekt je lako ostvarljiv.                                                                           To je pičkin dim!

 Nismo u mogućnosti da Vam damo robu na odloženo plaćanje!         Dam ti kurac na odloženo.

 Taj zakon ne treba uvažiti!                                                                                         Jebo zakon!

 Zašto odbijate daljnju saradnju?                                                                          Koji ti je kurac?

 On nema mnogo uticaja!                                                                             Može mi ga popušiti!

 Hvala!                                                                                                               ( taj izraz kod nas ne postoji )

 Oprostite!                                                                                                                          Jebiga!

 Neću!                                                                                                                         Hoću kurac!

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